AIRTEL ENTERTAINS.....

When Airtel claim that they provide total entertainment solutions to an individual even they cannot be aware of how comprehensive their entertainment is.
They help you communicate, help you educate yourself through the Net, and entertain yourself through TV. They also help you exercise your vocal chords by shouting at them lest you develop laryngeal atrophy and thus lose your voice. Ditto for your heart - all the running around keeps your heart healthy and young. Dealing with Airtel develops your leg muscles so that you don't become an arthritic vegetable in your dotage. It even keeps digital arthritis away 'cos you are constantly dialing their call centre or typing our mails to their customer service. Is there no end to their generosity?

The simple answer seems to be no. They know the value of laughter. They don't exactly run laughter clubs all over town but do the next best thing - their customer service makes you laugh - Some might say "sardonically" but those would be perpetual pessimists who just can't see good in anything.

Having been an active sort of bloke for a very long time I wasn't sure how retirement is going to treat me and vice versa. My wife understandably entertained a very bleak vision of my days post retirement.

Little did she know. She evidently contended without Airtel which endeavors to entertain you in every possible way. They keep you occupied endless hours trying to get a connection and when you get a connection, trying to keep it active, and when you succeed even in that they keep away your boredom by making you run around to get a bill so that you can pay the bill. They are even so concerned about your health that they make you get off your fat rear end and run around to get a bill copy and then run around some more to pay it. What really beings tears to my eyes is that they place their concern for you ahead of their need to get paid. They would rather keep your feet moving than get their Cashflow moving Isn't there no end their concern for you? I think not.

They are so concerned about your second childhood that they repeat themselves as nauseum for your benefit. They are not in the least irritated nor interested in merely saving their and your time. They make sure you know what you are asking for by making you ask many many times. We all know the aphorism that the first step in getting anything is knowing what you want and Airtel ensures that you know what you want by making you ask for it multiple times. None of this asking once for them. Contrary to what people believe, they - the people, not Airtel- don't know what they want unless they have been made to think about it multiple times. Airtel know what they want - more profits. There is nothing wrong with more profits mind you, unlike what some left leaning looney will have you believe. They are clear about their objectives. They will not be deterred from reaching them.
Even by a looney who wants a bill in order that he may pay it.